Wed, May. 10th, 2006, 03:10 pm
There shall be a celebratory party later on, followed by a private kabuki theatre performance to reenact this pwnage. Please bring your own waist cincher!
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and what a fine mirror it is...
Mon, Feb. 6th, 2006, 06:45 am
I'm going to write the Hamlet ending, and nobody can stop me because I'm J. K. R.
EVERYONE IS KILLED NO ESCAPE!
With guns. Lots and lots of guns.
By the French Mafia.
Mon, Feb. 6th, 2006, 01:34 am
I hate my fans.
Mon, Feb. 6th, 2006, 01:33 am
AND THEN THEY SHAGGED FOREVERMORE LIKE THE COMPLETELY REDEEMED BUNNIES THAT THEY ARE.
Are you happy now???
Sun, Feb. 5th, 2006, 06:00 pm
there are no laws in this universe if there were then people would not be making draco wear frilly underwear and hermione develop giant balloon breasts and harry crying because snape denied him bum sex and snape is an ugly git he is not "exoticly handsom" and remus does not break down and sob because his lover left him and ginny is not a man eating vagina and and cho is not a shrieking slut and tonks did not attack remus with her pussy and dumbledore is not evil and voldemort is not a misunderstood anti hero and ron is not an abusive drunk and sirius is not a homophobe and lily did not bear snape's baby and snape is not harry's father and the twins do not regularly shag each other and i am regretting ever writing the room of requirement into existence and blood is not an aphrodisiac or a convenient lubricant good lord and harry and ron are best friends believe it or not and harry and hermione are not going to have each other's babies and why are you making my boys pregnant and i need another cig and did none of you actually read the books and draco is not the sex king of slytherin and blaise is black
blaise is black
blaise is BLACK.
Fri, Feb. 3rd, 2006, 09:09 pm
Fri, Feb. 3rd, 2006, 08:27 am
I do not even want to know why S-
Thu, Feb. 2nd, 2006, 05:01 am
Ron is Dumbledore?